South Park: Phone Destroyer™

South Park: Phone Destroyer™

By Ubisoft

  • Category: Games
  • Release Date: 2017-11-09
  • Current Version: 2.8.0
  • Adult Rating: 17+
  • File Size: 127.64 MB
  • Developer: Ubisoft
  • Compatibility: Requires Android / iOS 9.0 or later.
Score: 5
From 128,519 Ratings


All those countless hours spent on your phone have been preparing you for this moment. Fulfill your destiny and become… THE ULTIMATE PHONE DESTROYER! From South Park Digital Studios comes a real-time battle game like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Take on Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all out mobile mayhem! South Park: Phone DestroyerTM brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne. Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponent! FEATURES - A whole new South Park experience with new and twisted versions of iconic characters like Stan of Many Moons, Cyborg Kenny, Ninjew Kyle, Grand Wizard Cartman… and many more! - Beat down opponents in real-time PVP battles. - Experience a huge single player story written in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios. - Collect and upgrade over 80 unique cards featuring all-new, beautifully rendered designs. - Join a team and boost your decks by sharing cards with your teammates. - Customize your hero to be the most badass looking kid on the block. - Witness Randy cross-dressing in new and exciting outfits. - Kill Kenny.




  • Won’t let me add to last review

    By manbearpig forever
    Second 700+megabyte update for today 10/15. Too bad it’s only 3 pm which means at least 1 more 700+ megabyte for today. I can’t even get in a quick match because I’m not using all my high speed data for the extreme date use of each of these updates. It’s now 345 am, 11 hours since last update and now new 700+ update 10/16. Working on another 20 gig download month for this game. It’s a shame because I love playing it. I’m a paramedic so I always have spare time but half the time I’m waiting on another download. 10 hours after last update new 700+ megabyte download. Data destroyer 1130 am 10/16 430 pm 10/16, new update now needs another 900 megabytes free on my iPhone for new update. This entire post is just 25 hours at this point and I have another review that I couldn’t add too. This is ridiculous
  • Buggy, PvP matching broken

    By Ohoneoh
    EDIT: Changed from two stars to one. Remember the South Park episode that made fun of “freemium” mobile games. This is ironically the exact thing they were laughing at. I’ve reached the point where I’m ONLY being matched with people much higher level than myself to pigeonhole me into purchasing cards and upgrades. STAY AWAY FROM THIS GAME, IT IS NOT FREE I’ve been playing this game for quite some time now, and it feels like every update makes this game worse. The PvP matching is ridiculous (I constantly “play” people that are 5+ levels higher than me, and it’s an automatic loss due to how cards/NK are leveled), the online system is buggy af with the constant glitches, lag, etc. and it’s become very apparent that end-game is a pay-to-win. Once you reach legendary, you have to pay for cards or you have no chance. There is also no update for iPhone XS Max, so the resolution is all stretched out and makes it difficult to play. I’m gonna shelf this game until things get better, and updates become productive and not just another way to siphon money.
  • Fix Multiplayer PVP

    By Jacup101
    The game is fun, but the multiplayer aspect is terrible. The games PVP matchmaking system and the events reward players for de-ranking. This means lower tier players end up facing players with cards too strong that no amount of strategic prowess can beat. This leads to newer players disliking PVP battles because more often than not you’ll end up facing against a player 3-6 levels higher than you.
  • Game Space

    By nickshunniebunnie
    I can barely get play this game because it keeps telling me I need MORE and MORE space!!! I can delete several apps and dozens of pictures, only to STILL need space. Even if I haven’t added ANYTHING new in days. It’s not truly South Park if there is no Chef btw. Chef is a requirement. I can live with only being able to use 2 types of cards in my deck only because I can now have 2 decks. The first time I played the game there was only one. PvP seems glitched or something and some on my opponents are able to put out half a deck within the first few seconds, and even with only using lower level cards than they’re using, I cannot. That’s infuriating. Other than that, I actually enjoy playing this game, when I space. 🤬
  • Awful on XS Max

    Love the game but it’s almost unplayable on the XS Max. It’s hard to see the charged skill button when a unit is at the top. Placing stuff at the bottom isn’t great either.
  • It’s fun

    By Lazerdude56
    It’s fun.
  • Broken

    By Tuath
    Broken PVP combat takes away from the potential this game has. The matching system is broken and it’s rare to get matched with an even level fight. Usually you get steamrolled by a higher level opponent.
  • It's cool

    By Connor whitsitt
    It's cool
  • requires game center

    By reviewer12
    you should warn people that game center is required so they dont waste their data downloading a game they delete immediately.
  • South Park Somehow Finds Another Way Of Reinventing Itself

    By \_ODIN_/
    This game being another card battle game is somehow different than the rest. Maybe it’s the characters or their lines but no matter why, the fact is it’s more than those other ones, somehow. The South Park Team has put forward an exciting, interactive, and fun game that anybody(not just card battlers) can get behind and enjoy.